Translated by Iguana, original page now deleted

What's your first memory?
No answer

What's the last dream you have seen?
No answer

What do you do on a day off?
I watch videos and go shopping silly things in department stores.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Doctor.

What do you do against stress?
I get drunk.

Which parts about your body do you like and which not?
I don't like any part of my body.

When are you most happy to be a man?
When I have sex I wish I was born a woman.

When you were reborn as a woman, whom do you want to be?
Uehara's wife.

What's you everyday drug?
No answer.

What's the best concert you have ever seen?
Jane's Addiction in L.A

When you hear the word "artist" whom do you think of?
P. Farrel from Jane's Addiction

Your latest long telephone call was to whom and how long?
No answer.

Where is the the place you can relax most of all.
No answer

What kind of student jobs have you done?
No answer

Which woman do you think sexy?
No answer.

What would you be now if you hadn't become a musician?
Just a boring old guy.

What's the most expensive thing you have ever bought?
No answer.

With what animal would you compare yourself?
No answer.

What is the best of your five senses?
No answer.

What's your bad habit?
No answer.

When you are really relaxed, how do you come back to life again?
I hardly come back to life again.

Who is stronger, man or woman and why?
No answer.

What would you do if you win a billion yen in a lottery?
Super MMC.

If you could do a big concert, with whom would you play?
No answer.

If you were invisible what's the thing you would like to do most?
No answer.

What kind of sports do you do?
No answer.

What's your favourite author and books?
Mishima Yukio : Kyoko's House,
Murakami Ryu: The Fashism of Love and Illusion.

For what kind of movie would you like to do the soundtrack?
No answer

When you do make-up, does your personality change?
I get even more nervous.

What's the latest record you bought?
No answer.

What kind of person do you hate?
No answer.

From where do you start to read the newspaper?
From the columnists.

Do you have a special talent for something and if so for what?
No answer.

What do you like and hate about your character?
No answer.

Whom would you like to meet most? And if you meet that person
what would you do.?
P. Farrel, something embarassing.

What's your favourite alcohol?
Bourbon.

How do you get when you are drunk?
Ask my friends and all the others.

What do you regret most in your life?
A lot of things when I'm drunk...

What do you think when you get on stage?
Have I put out the cigarette?

What's your favourite food?
Raw stuff.

What kind of trouble did you encounter becoming a musician?
I can't go to the department stores anymore...

What do you believe in?
No answer.

When was you first kiss?
No answer.

What has moved you lately?
That we published our album.

What do you always carry on your body?
My "eye" rings.

What's the last concert you have seen?
BowWow.

Who do you respect?
The people of X.

What's the thing a human needs most?
Alcohol.

Do you feel JEALOUSY at the moment?
I'm jealous of Pata (because he moved to a new apartment...)